Last filler – interpretations of signs

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

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If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle.
If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

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If you are sprayed with an unknown substance,
stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

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Michael Jackson is a terrorist.
If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now.

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If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

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If your building collapses,
climb under your table and practice yoga postures.

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Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region.
The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

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After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that
you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

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If you’ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand,
remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.

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If you are trapped under falling debris,
conserve oxygen by not farting.

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Survive a biohazard attack by first standing,
then begging on your knees, then rolling over and playing dead.

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A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be
sufficient protection against radiation.

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That closet door in your bedroom
leads to the gates of Hell. Don’t go there.

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If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized,
consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.

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After all life is gone,

modern appliances will continue to run forever. Think about it.

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In case of emergency,
the parking brake may be used as an adult novelty item.
(lol)

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Watch out for people who come out of white tents
and try to steal the shirt off your back.

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If you are trapped with no hope of being found,
amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets.

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11 Responses to Last filler – interpretations of signs

  1. Tnecca says:

    hahhhaahahahahhaahhaahahah

  2. Jackk says:

    last filler? What are we getting soon? ;O

  3. B0WJOB says:

    just the last bit of HKMS things

  4. dumbdinosaur says:

    Bwahaha. Nice job with your interpretations, maybe you should interpret road signs next.

    You could save lives. O_O

  5. B0WJOB says:

    or kill lives

    “If you are sprayed with an unknown substance,
    stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.”

  6. Zankarst says:

    I levelled to 100 last night (you were afk in shop) T.T

    dont worry, there’s always 110 and 120!!

    Yeah, I’d love to buy the casa. It’s sexy.

    Let me know when you’d like to grab it to put in shop cause I’d pretty much like to buy it asap xD

  7. Zankarst says:

    70-75mil is pretty much as high as I can go D:

  8. HawkyX says:

    woo, see what the internet teaches me mummy!

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