In the village

March 17, 2011

“Hero! Hero! Please help! Monsters are attacking the village!”

“Certainly, what should I do?”

“Uh… Kill ten of them!”

“… Just ten? Not, like, kill until they stop attacking?”

“No, ten’s fine.”

“Er… OK. Whatever.”


“OK, I killed ten monsters.”


“Uh, shouldn’t you be going and telling the villagers that they’re safe or something?”

“Nah, they’re not safe. The monsters will never stop attacking.”

“Oh. …Well, um, do you want me to go kill ten more?”

“Nah. I think I’ll just stand here forever instead.”